So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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