nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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