i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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