Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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