Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
