I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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