why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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