all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Randomize
