That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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