we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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