If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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