Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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