Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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