he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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