what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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