this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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