I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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