i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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