D3 body, D1 cock
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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