question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Damn victory sex feels great
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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