I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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