I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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