living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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