what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Are we still banned from the library?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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