DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
