If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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