Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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