forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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