i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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