Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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