literally had 100 drinks last night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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