i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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