So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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