He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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