I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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