Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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