True but thats because hes a fetus.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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