It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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