i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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