nutella sex= disaster
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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