Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
