Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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