is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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