Your tits are I can't wait for
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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