I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
