Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Boobs are out for the taking
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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