The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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