Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize