I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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