I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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