You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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