Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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