oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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