No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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