Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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