I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
