Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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