It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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