Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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